Coffin on Wheels
The radio whispered: “A coffin on wheels has entered the city.”
Ten minutes later: “It has turned onto your street.”
Then: “It has stopped below your window.”
There came a knock.
The boy opened the door.
A tiny coffin stood there with a parking ticket tucked under its lid.
“Do you validate?” it asked.
A fresh English adaptation built around a recurring playground-horror motif. Oral versions vary by teller and generation.